Hello hello! My name is ~paleelap, but once upon a time, I was the deviant . You may have heard of me. You most likely haven't.
So to my old stalkers who are hopefully coming over from my old account, welcome back! Please don't rape me and store my body in your freezer out of excitement! And to my new stalkers, I specialize in poorly done drawings, dull sorts of photography, and painful-to-read stories and poetry. Also, I'd rather if you didn't join in my old stalkers perverse ideas of fun.
As the old stalkers learned, I update sporatically, so if you don't check in often, you probably won't miss much.
Now I must go, I'm afraid. Someone with a knife is knocking on my window.